May 2013
54 posts
solluxforpresident:
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
vocaroo:
in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
burgrs:
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
b0b-dylan:
Would 100% prefer to be lifeless at the bottom of a canal than feel like this/ live this way
2 tags
Cheeseburger.
I am a firm believer in fourth meal.
eleventhdoctor:
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
